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thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

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kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

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carpelibrumm:

“hows school”

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avpdqueen:

me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes

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autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

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weirdness-is-good:

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angelofpersephone:

“Please send flowers. I am forgetting them.”

— PERSEPHONE WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER by A.E. Stallings (via seishii)

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hey

prefixofsuffix:

charlesoberonn:

tangarang:

wheelcore:

ghc:

ghc:

Meme Island

other

Somebody do an updated rendition

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